If you really hate Ellen b/c she’s a lesbian, just remember:
She stopped the Oscars to take selfies with Meryl Streep and Jennifer Lawerence, and to buy everyone pizza and had Brad Pitt giving out paper plates.
Ellen Freaking DeGeneres, everybody!
“There’s a special place in my heart for the ones who were with me at my lowest and still loved me when I wasn’t very loveable.”
the internet angers me cause I see all these amazing pictures
of such wonderful looking places
that I want to travel and adventure to
but i’m just sitting here like
“Tolerance does not mean acceptance or participation. It means allowing people to make their own choices about what they choose to do, and to respect the ability of their fellow citizens to do the same as long as it does no injury to them. What this contretemps shows is that America is getting a lot more intolerant the more “tolerant” we become.”
“Sometimes people think they know you. They know a few facts about you, and they piece you together in a way that makes sense to them. And if you don’t know yourself very well, you might even believe that they are right. But the truth is, that isn’t you. That isn’t you at all.”
Leila Sales This Song Will Save Your Life
“The biggest coward is a man who awakens a woman’s love with no intention of loving her.”
How to break up with someone:
Give them a sock and tell them they are a free elf now
Telling someone they can’t be sad because others have it worse is like saying someone can’t be happy because others have it better